justisse:

xxfluffygenocidexx:

justisse:

when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period

We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.

Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.

we’re gonna need a bigger jar

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:

I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.